Grandma OR The Genie Offering 3 Wishes — Who’re Ya Gonna Believe?

A couple months ago I wrote a post talking ’bout those who insist on chasing phantom cash flow properties. They hear the stories, even view the so called ‘proof’ of income and expenses showing Garden of Eden properties spinning of double digit cash on cash returns. These returns come from locations reminiscent of Wally ‘n Beaver’s neighborhood, with tenants who must surely have been friends of June Cleaver.

June Cleaver

Yeah, and mutual funds will generate 10% annual returns for your 401(k) account, year after year. Divide that number by two, then subtract a little more, and you’ll then be rowing your leaky retirement dinghy on Lake Reality.

This week alone I’ve spoken with four real estate investors who rubbed that lamp and made their wishes while putting their hard earned investment capital into Lake Cash Flow, only to find the lake was home to the vicious cash flow eating piranha. They fell prey to the same approach that’s gotten us where we are today. What’s that you ask?

It’s the school of wishful thinking. It says even though somebody who should know better says up is down, then it must be OK. It says that you can create a real estate version of your personal ATM simply by puttin’ your money in the slot and waitin’ for the cash to come back at ya in an orderly, predictable fashion.

Pullleeease.

Here’s the post mentioned above. Read it while picturing Grandma. Real Estate Investors: Chasing Pretend Cash Flow Surest Path To Pretend Retirement coulda been written by most of our grandmas.

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I'm second generation real estate, first licensed in fall of 1969. Having been mentored by several iconic brokers, I'm also CCIM trained, having completed all 200 hours back in 1980. Have successfully executed well over 200 tax deferred exchanges, many of which have been multi-state in nature. Strong points are analysis and the creation and real world application of Purposeful Plans employing several strategies synergistically. The idea is to arrive at retirement with the most after tax income possible, backed by the largest net worth.

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